15 Best ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Episodes, Ranked
15. “Family Dinner” (Season 2, Episode 2)
Any 'Schitt's Creek’ fan would agree that the "Fold in the Cheese" scene deserves its own plaque in the Television Comedy Hall of Fame. David and Moira cooking enchiladas together is a slapstick masterclass. Watching two people with zero culinary instinct try to interpret basic instructions is like watching poodles play chess. The comedy is top-tier, but it also reveals Moira’s desperate desire to be a maternal figure, complete in her own fabulously misguided way. Just don’t ask her to explain “folding.” She can’t help you. No one can.
14. “Housewarming” (Season 5, Episode 5)
Did you ever play spin the bottle and ended up in a love quadrangle? Patrick’s slumber-party-themed housewarming leads to a wine-fueled smooch between David and Ted. Yeah, no one saw that coming, much less their partners - Alexis and Patrick. Their faces contorted like they just bit into a lemon made of betrayal. The whole episode plays out like a high school drama club production. Meanwhile, Moira and Johnny babysit and try to prove that, yes, they can parent. Well, if parenting involves mild negligence and finger-pointing.
13. “The Hike” (Season 5, Episode 13)
Patrick takes David on a hike, which should’ve been David’s cue to hide in a bunker. But despite the red flags like bug bites, poor outfit choices, and a tension-filled picnic, Patrick proposes in the most adorably awkward way possible. Meanwhile, Johnny’s medical emergency infuses upheaval in every corner of the Rosebud Motel, prompting Moira to drop her diva act, albeit briefly, and Stevie to shed actual emotion. You’re laughing one second, sobbing the next. That’s the genius of the show.
12. “Meet the Parents” (Season 5, Episode 11)
When Johnny accidentally outs Patrick to his ultra-suburban parents, everyone holds their collective breath. But in classic ‘Schitt’s Creek’ style, the moment is handled with grace and warmth. Sure, it’s also coupled with just enough awkward silence to make it real. It’s a big, tender moment wrapped in snark and sincerity, you know, like David himself. Plus, Moira in sunglasses at night? Iconic.
11. “Singles Week” (Season 4, Episode 12)
Alexis plans Singles Week like it’s Paris Fashion Week. Don’t even dare to expect anything less. But it turns out to be her own emotional runway. After finally admitting her love for Ted, yes the world's most handsome golden retriever, he reciprocates, proving sometimes people do grow. David and Patrick exchange “I love yous,” Jocelyn’s water breaks, and Moira proves she is both useless and irreplaceable in a medical crisis. Honestly, it’s the most romantic baby shower ever thrown by accident.
10. “Happy Anniversary” (Season 2, Episode 13)
The Roses bump into their old high-society friends, only to realize they now prefer their weird, quirky neighbors, even Roland. What starts as a fancy dinner turns into an existential crisis. But the reward? A family dance at Mutt’s barn party. Guys, if you can’t cha-cha with your formerly estranged kids in a barn full of locals, are you even growing?
9. “Milk Money” (Season 2, Episode 8)
As it turns out, the wildest thing you can smuggle in Schitt’s Creek isn’t drugs, it’s unpasteurized dairy. Alexis unknowingly becomes a milk mule, and Johnny and Roland turn into small-town dairy kingpins. It’s a deliciously bizarre episode about illegal milk, misunderstanding, and mild mob vibes — imagine ‘Breaking Bad’ but make it lactose-intolerant.
8. “Open Mic” (Season 4, Episode 6)
David resists the idea of public displays of affection until Patrick serenades him with a Tina Turner cover that melted the internet. Aww! Meanwhile, Moira spoils a gender reveal, and Johnny and Stevie begin their motel legacy. It’s one of those episodes where your heart explodes from too many feelings, but it’s great like emotional confetti. You will cry and you have every right to do so.
7. “Motel Review” (Season 3, Episode 8)
David meets Patrick. Moira tackles a scathing motel review with Shakespearean drama in this bonkers ‘Schitt’s Creek’ episode. Also, Johnny tries to parent. The episode sets so many relationship seeds that blossom later. It’s like watching the roots of a tree that will eventually grow into a wedding ceremony featuring Moira dressed like the Pope.
6. “Wine & Roses” (Season 1, Episode 6)
Moira returns to showbiz with a local wine commercial that turns into an avant-garde disaster. Her pronunciation of "Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine" should be studied in linguistics classes. It’s a sparkling spotlight on Catherine O’Hara’s comedic gift and proof that ‘Schitt’s Creek’ was already swinging big from the start.
5. “Grad Night” (Season 3, Episode 13)
This is one well-rounded episode: David’s birthday is forgotten, Alexis graduates, and Patrick makes his first move. It’s a milestone sandwich with sprinkles of neglect and celebration. Moira somehow manages to attend both events in one outfit, and David, who is ever the reluctant romantic, finally kisses Patrick. Start the fireworks—literally and figuratively.
4. “Life Is a Cabaret” (Season 5, Episode 14)
Welcome to the Stage, Miss Stevie Budd. Yes, our cynical Stevie goes full Broadway in Cabaret, and no one saw it coming. The production nearly falls apart, all thanks to gossip mill! However, it ends up being a glorious mess of emotion and glitter. Emily Hampshire singing “Maybe This Time” deserves its own Tony nomination, and watching the town rally behind her is peak 'Schitt’s Creek’ heart.
3. “Start Spreading the News” (Season 6, Episode 13)
Everything changes right here. Johnny and Moira leave for L.A., Alexis moves to NYC, that too alone, and David chooses to stay in Schitt’s Creek with Patrick. It’s the kind of episode that makes you ugly cry, but in a designer poncho. Such are dreams and goodbyes! Every character's ending feels earned, and it sets the stage for one last emotional blowout.
2. “Happy Ending” (Season 6, Episode 14)
The big finale, the wedding, and the cast bidding us adieu. David’s wedding plans go awry (well, obviously), but what we get instead is an amalgamation of everything we have felt for ‘Schitt’s Creek’ over six glorious seasons. Moira officiates in Pope Couture, Patrick sings his vows, and Alexis arrives in a wedding gown adjacent. It’s everything you want in a finale—funny, heartfelt, and full-circle catharsis.
1. “Finding David” (Season 2, Episode 1)
Oh, this episode is imprinted in every fan’s memory. David has fled, the Rose family is frantic, and the town is confused. So where is he? Well, David is… living in an Amish barn, dressed like Johnny Cash’s cousin, wielding a rake like he’s auditioning for ‘Les Misérables.' The showdown is absurd, emotional, and 100% classic ‘Schitt’s Creek.’ It’s the moment the show found its voice and we certified it as a favorite—dramatic, heartfelt, and weirdly fashionable.
